(via FABULON: Questions in a World of Blue)

Does this dress make me look fat? Should I change my hair color? Is Bobby a homosexual? What’s for dinner? Who wrote the Book of Love? Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care? Did I take one hit of acid, or two? Who framed Roger Rabbit? Is “shrimping” something people actually do? Where’s my other earring? Why does this always happen to me? Who my baby daddy? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck? What sort of people watch “Tyra”? Is someone at the door? Am I hearing things? Is that for here or to go? Whatever happened to Baby Jane? Where’s my wiglet? How can you live with yourself? If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow, why, oh why, can’t I? Do the curtains match the carpet? When is Daylight Savings Time? Is it starve a cold, feed a fever? Why did I ever leave Ohio? Isn’t it rich? Isn’t it strange? Have you never been mellow? Paper or plastic? Which shoes should I wear? Why did the chicken cross the road? Who’s the fairest of them all? Who slew Auntie Roo? Should a gentleman offer a Tiparillo to a lady? Do fries come with that shake? Mr. Lee, how do you get your shirts so clean? What the bleep do we know? Didn’t this all happen before? Where’s the off button? Why am I so lonely?

It must be Monday.

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