Our darling Hot Rod, on the mark, as ever.
(Not that there’s anything inherently wrong with unicorn stickers and glitter pens, mind you.)
(ETA: Sorry, didn’t realize this was from LAST YEAR.)
Our darling Hot Rod, on the mark, as ever.
(Not that there’s anything inherently wrong with unicorn stickers and glitter pens, mind you.)
(ETA: Sorry, didn’t realize this was from LAST YEAR.)
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