Dear Tracie “Slut Machine” Egan and Jezebel:  I never thought I’d thank you for doing anything (other than pissing me off and confirming that there is no reason to have faith in humanity), but thank you for doing this and putting an end to an ongoing bad joke that has always threated to become a post.

But…I still think that the Cocteau Twins’ “Kissed-out Red Floatboat” and that song from Medicine’s Shot Forth Self-Living featuring the line “lick me off the plate” kind of take the proverbial cake.

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